goonchuck

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

by 731sampson January 2, 2008

goontar

A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".

Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.

by shitballcity October 27, 2009

Goonthur

When a dutch master or baccwood is rolled by MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE...over a certain size capacity and wieght

JHETT: WOW MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE THAT BLUNT IS FAT.

MAJESTIC DARK CHOCOLATE: JHETT THAT THERE YOU SMOKE ON IS A GOONTHUR

by Majstic Dark Chocolate December 11, 2016

goontash

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Shaun McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

by fakereadasd July 24, 2008

Goothy

When something comes up in conversation that is worthy of being googled.
It has come about from the use of the search engine Google. the Goo comes from Google and the -thy is the suffix derived from the word worthy. Commonly used in conversation when something needs more information. Most probably first used by Professor Cornelius Kirk.

Wow i didn't know that, that's goothy!
Are you sure? that's definitely goothy.

by Crunkins April 12, 2011

Gooth

A Goth who melts in the sun

She wore too much black in the heat wave, and she melted. Goth Girl is now a gooth.

by almos_def July 25, 2011

goonwhore

Someone who eats an excess of 20 crab rangoons after making out on Coogan's Dance Floor.

Not only did Erin make out with that random dude on the dance floor, but that goonwhore ate the New Hong Kong dry.

by Giggity Goo May 30, 2006