goosch

When an incredible amount of rain falls in a very short period of time...

Thank God the soaker came after the Goosch...

by bertinx35 October 10, 2011

Goonch

Pronounced: Goo-n-ch
The word Goonch is used to describe the area of skin between a penis and a vagina on a human Hermaphrodite

Example: Hey don't make me kick you in the Goonch!!

by Zac River Storm February 6, 2008

Goonch

An incredibly loose vagina, so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.

That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.

by David The Twin July 4, 2006

Goonch

Another word for a vagina.

That chick had the tightes goonch, it took me 10 seconds.

by Rollupthe20 September 5, 2010

GoonSchlap

GoonSchlap can be used positively and negatively depending on the way you say it. Trinkets can be GoonSchlap but bad loot on fortnite can also be GoonSchlap. Calling a friend a GoonSchlap means they are one of your closest allies and you highly trust them, but at the same time your worst enemies can be goonschlap, but the meaning of goonschlap can be easily understood by the intent in your sentence

“Look at this awesome goonschlap i found at the thrift!”

“Peter is such a goonschlap sometimes! :(“

“Oh My God!!! Goonschlap your outfit is sooooo cute!”

by beefybeefboy69 December 27, 2024

gootsch

The red spot where cheese collects between your arshole and your testifriends

Joelle: I need some cheese for my breakfast
Jeremy: I can scrape some of my gootsch
Joelle: your gootsch looks red
Irena: I want some gootsch too

by jerminator October 14, 2014

Goonched

Another word for getting high on weed. A synonym for getting "fucked up" or "stoned".

Person 1: Dude these edibles are hitting.

Person 2: Yo, we're so goonched.

by sevas444 February 1, 2021