gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience

When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.

by meat nozzle September 11, 2016

Gooey57

A loser streamer.

Omg have you seen Gooey57?!! What a loser! *insert cackling*

by YouKnowWho( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) November 4, 2020

Ging Gang Gooey

A man (typically) that has great influence over others with out trying to. He is almighty, all powerful, all knowing, but not always all loving. Rizz 10/10, he uses it wisely however. Can be found supping on puddle water, sometimes with gravel. Often wears blue attire as it helps channel his powers, the more blue, the more women and powers he can claim, every time he wear blue jeans he is indestructible.

Lukey Disciple: Hey look! Its Ging Gang Gooey
Lukey Hater: Fuck Gingy, Hes a prat

by rude bellingham January 1, 2023

gooey hoop

where ones ring piece feels moist, sticky and uncomfortable.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.

after going for a curry,the next morning you could be suffering from a right gooey hoop.or i done a bird up the arse last night,and when i spat my man fat up her i left her with a propper gooey hoop.

by the river May 11, 2006

gooed

past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut

"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"

by Steph X September 22, 2007

gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.

... ^ self explanitory ^ ...

by ChappySmed January 25, 2005

Gooey Goggles

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.

Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 28, 2007