Prison gogurt

After at least 8 men gangrape 1 person, sharing one condom, the single individual is handed the now full and distended condom to slurp the baby gravy from within much like a gogurt tube

Prisoner 1: Hey, I heard Steve wants a prison gogurt...
Prisoner 2: That cum dumpster just got one last night, it's my turn!!

by Boooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 18, 2017

Flag

Get the Prison gogurtmug.

Throat Gogurt

Male ejaculate. Very similar to throat yogurt, but for on-the-go!

Husband: "Hey honey, you want some Throat Gogurt to snack on while we drive?"
Wife: "Yes."

by Katow-Jo May 27, 2009

Flag

Get the Throat Gogurtmug.

Gogurt Legs

Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.

Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."

Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."

by AMAZINGCHICHA! April 5, 2010

Flag

Get the Gogurt Legsmug.

The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.

Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

Flag