Ghana Gobstopper

A black cock so big you can't help but choke on it.
Shaquesha: How's his dick game? Watermelonisha: I was chokin' on that Ghana Gobstopper all night long.
by Berry McCockinnner March 20, 2018
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Umami Gobstopper

The act of passing and kidney stone during intercourse into your partner’s mouth, while they suck on it until it disappears.
After my recent diagnosis, the wife and I decided to try something different in bed so I gave her an umami gobstopper.
by yunGull June 25, 2020
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Canadian gobstopper

When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls
The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.
by the canadian gobstopperer June 07, 2014
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jimbo gobstopper

that was written by jimbo gobstopper.
by marissaxo3 February 19, 2009
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Everlasting Gobstopper

The cock, penis, wang, meat stick, gut pounder.
"Mr. jackson, what are you doing?"
"tasting your Everlasting Gobstopper"
by Jacob The Awsomest August 09, 2005
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superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.
I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.
by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008
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Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
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