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Goofy Gobbers

When that one cringy bitch is even worse than goofy-ahh
by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022
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Gobbers Classic

The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.
Sam don’t do that, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!
by Golden Nonce February 21, 2024
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Wake Gobbers

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
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giddy gobber

A fictional part of a young child or infants anatomy expressed usually by an older female to portray coolness and confuse any children paying attention to their academic skills as a whole.
If you persist in pulling your shoes off in the hallway, I am afraid I will have to get your giddy gobber and hide it somewhere in the barn.
by KatZ55 August 19, 2021
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Gobber

To yap, waffle, chatter, prattle, or ramble, with little or no point.
Lucy has been speaking nonsense for 3.624 consecutive minutes, Gabrielle has finally had enough, and proclaims “STOP FUCKING GOBBERING, BIGGIE!”
by NotGabrielle.11 January 30, 2024
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