goobersville 

The middle of nowhere.

We were supposed to be in New York by 4, but Ed just had to take a "shortcut," so now we're in Goobersville and we'll be lucky to get there by nightfall.

goobersville by Thinker2112 May 11, 2010

Gooberville

1) The more appropriate last name for Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville
2) A U.S. Senator elected primarily because of a: name recognition based on a college football coaching career and b: the support of disgraced (then) President Donald Trump
3) A Senator whose major "accopmplishment" is obstructing the process of Senate approval for qualified candidates to fill essential military leadership positions
4) an fitting slogan for an entire state that allows itself to be represented by such a fool (eg, "Alabama--the Gooberville state"

a: It's an outrage enator Tommy Gooberville is still compromising America's national security by allowing the Chief positions of each branch of tge U.S. military to remain unfilled"
b: "I know--it's too bad that the entire state of Alabama is such a Gooberville that most oh his voters don't even care"

Gooberville by Ann Tetum August 13, 2023

Gloversville 

The asshole of the universe. An urban area in upstate NY that is overrun by crackheads and drunks and welfare families with daily baby momma drama. Full of busted ass buildings and out of work leather mills, dirty, scummy and home to the stupidest people on the planet.

"Have you ever been to Gloversville?" "Yeah, I came home with crabs, VD and a crack addiction"

Gloversville by LRF518 December 17, 2008

Gloversville 

A city in upstate New York, home to some of the most disgusting people on the planet. In Gloversville, it is the norm to lose your virginity at age twelve and smoke pot and get drunk by the age of thirteen. By fifteen, most girls have had at least five sexual partners. A pregnant teen is nothing unusual, and is usually thought of as a joke by young pregnant teenagers. The goal of most teenagers and adults is to live on welfare for the rest of their natural lives and have child after child so as to gain more money. Only occasionally do you see a teenager that wants to make something of themselves. If you were raised correctly and aren't a slut/druggie/alcoholic in high school, you are usually considered a loser.

Seriously, don't come to Gloversville unless you absolutely have to. I'm not even fucking kidding.

Gloversville by can't wait to get out of here March 7, 2011

Gloversville 

No they don’t make the gloves here, unfortunately. This is the asshole of the world, maybe even the asshole of the universe! The people that live here aren’t even human! They are all just fat mindless drones, programmed to popping pills and popping out deformed children so they suffer the same fate as their parental unit. Garbage EVERYWHERE!

Gloversville, you really need gloves if you want to live here.

Gloversville by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

Gooberville

Nickname for downtown Great Barrington, MA. So called because of its overpopultation of townies, goobers, and Mucky-Mucks.

"No, he never went to college, he just hangs out in Gooberville all day."

Gooberville by Sarcastro January 24, 2005

gooberville

a more playful synonym for goofytown

alex are your eyes green?

no they’re blue

are you from gooberville i see green

gooberville by Jmurray529 April 8, 2019