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Cristiano is the GOAT
Basic football knowledge is required to learn that Ronaldo is the football GOAT (and NOT the Ghost of Eibar aka Pessi)
by RationalFootballFan from Chile September 19, 2023
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goat threshold

The level of alcohol intake where you cross the point of no return and spend the evening 'goating around', self control is lost and a hangover is almost inevitable.

Anything after the goat threshold is the birthplace of "It seemed like a good idea at the time".
1. Once you pass the goat threshold there is no return, now hand me the beer funnel.
2. I'm so hung over today, I really crossed the goat threshold early yesterday.
by Maever September 8, 2016
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Blowing the Goat

When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.
When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"

When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"

After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
by STR8JACKET6 October 16, 2009
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goat

Greatest
Of
All
Time

(like tight, the best)
Those shoes are G.o.a.t.
by Joi January 5, 2004
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Gilded Goat

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.
Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018
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Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
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No goat

A phrase made by Kurtis Conner in a video about an animated movie.

Meaning: When a goat does not like something.
"That's a no goat" "I gave my goat food she didn't like. It was a no goat so I gave her other food"
by Nuggetsonn August 24, 2020
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