by Kitty Kage June 9, 2023
Get the Gorting mug.The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024
Get the Gurting mug.by Cum dumpstet March 19, 2024
Get the Gounting mug.The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.
Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son
by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024
Get the Gourding mug.The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.
Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."
by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024
Get the Gourding mug.To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.
by RPissOnYa January 4, 2025
Get the Gouting mug.When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users
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