S.A.G. (shit and go)

A person that takes a shit then leaves without waching his hands... (SAG = Shit And Go)

"Dude that guy just took a S.A.G."

by "B" to the "T" September 8, 2005

shit or go blind

A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.

Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.

by word genie February 20, 2005

Shit or Go Blind

This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.

The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!

by Mr Wod December 1, 2010

you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.

Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."

by wichita November 11, 2006

Shit or Go Blind

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.

Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?

by road decay September 5, 2008

go to the shit

Direct translation of the Spanish phrase "vete a la mierda", which means "fuck off".

Spanish Person 1: Hola (Hello)
Spanish Person 2: Vete a la mierda (Go to the shit)
Spanish Person 1: Gracias por sus amables palabras (Thank you for your kind words)

by anguslazy December 12, 2023

Ah shit, Here we go again

When its that time and you know your in for it.

Noone:....
CJ: Ah shit, Here we go again.

by Walugie April 18, 2019