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geschnortenblätten

Faux German for "Bless You" after a sneeze. Some of the humor derives from the ridiculous sound of the word to English ears, and also that it kind of sounds like a sneeze itself.
<friend sneezes>
"Geschnortenblätten! I hope you feel better soon."
by wordsmiggler January 13, 2019
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Geschlechtsverkehr Machine

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker
by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020
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Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium

A horrible place full of suffering and pain
Chris: "Ey Jakob, tommorow is school in the Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium."
Jakob: "Really? That Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium sucks lol!"
by zeitzlebt January 26, 2023
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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
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geschichte

A story but one that is demonstrably embroidered or false.
'I never said I could grab Stormy Daniels by the Pussy. I never paid her for letting me do it. I just paid her to keep quiet about something i hadn't done anyway.' That was some geschichte, Donald....
by Joequinnjojo August 1, 2018
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gness

We must live in gness and be good people!
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Greschk

Verb. Summoning the Tessaiga from your ass.

It causes intense pain in the anal, but gives you a powerful weapon to use in battle.
I'll Greschk to get the sword! It will hurt!
by Bill Hill and Sheldon February 23, 2008
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