gmonk

Gmonk aka galacticmonkey, A rich white kid from Florida. Very well known on such forums as ROE and CA for being a total noob. He is often bashed for his complete stupidity and lack of any knoledge in car audio. He has just as many nut huggers as Steve Meade, but half the knowlege. His parents buy his systems and he pays to have them install them. Often reffered to as Gtard.

Gmonk once blew all his BTL's, three time in under a month

That gmonk is a tool

Gmonk actualy thinks pa speakers have "sq"

Gmonk is no longer a mod on ROE

by SteveMeadeHasMorePeopleOnHisNutsThenPlanters March 28, 2008

G'mork

The wolf beast from the Neverending Story. He is pretty big pimpin'.

Atreyu was almost killed by the G'mork.

by jester78 July 11, 2006

glork

A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.

A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.

Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.

Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.

"I was so close to finishing my program, when my computer glorked itself."

"Glork!! It's gone!"

by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006

gnork

combination of geek nerd and dork. originated in the flute sections of a Kentuckian marching band. can also mean a world of warcraft nerd, idiot, uncool person, etc.

adjective form = gnorky

God, that pocket protector makes you look like a gnork!

by kk home skillet biscuit white girl October 1, 2007

Gmorph

Gmorph is a slur for somebody who loves sucking dick

Man1: I love being a Gmorph

by yo gamer February 27, 2021

gork

Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.

This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.

by blunt_instrument November 5, 2003

western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.

Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.

by airchurro January 2, 2018