To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.
"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."
"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."
"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."
by Grobert January 21, 2024
Natalie is a Glonk
by Kidz Table September 01, 2024
Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist
by Little glonk August 06, 2021
by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
He was glonking last night.
by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
by Deeznuts.org December 09, 2021