Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything, and the meaning changes to the user's will, depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

That's so glonking annoying!
Stop that or I will glonk you.

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024

Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty

Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game

by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025

Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism

Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.

by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020

gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014