glocked

(verb)
the most embarrassing way to die in counterstrike, since the glock is the standard weapon and knife kills take skill.

"Glocked!!!" or
"Did you see (insert n00b here) get glocked?" "Guess he was afk"

by xnulltrm December 10, 2003

glockenshpiel

an instrument played by the Irish native

Wow! That leprechaun really knows how to play the glockenshpiel!

by Mrs. McGillocuddy September 12, 2009

gocker

A human man beast, loves a good shag and a party animal

Liam’s dad is gocker

by Gocker May 22, 2018

glocked

When a nigga says some stupid ass shit and gets gunned down like the animal he is.

Bob: yo wanna play some club penguin
John: wtf nigga? *pew pew pew*
Alex: damn that lil nugga got glocked

by Pulling a Mervin July 26, 2016

Glockenspiel

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.

"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."

by JoeDissolvo August 30, 2011

Glockenspiel

The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage.

"I played that biatch like a glockenspiel"

by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005

glockenspiel

when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel

by toledo jones August 7, 2014