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A pathetic insult used by the scientifically illiterate, religiously indoctrinated, low intelligence, and poorly educated members of the flat earth movement to refer to anyone is aware of the scientific fact that the world we live on is an oblate spheroid (nearly a sphere).
Look at that GLOBETARD, he believes in "gravity" and "science". YouTube tells me he is an idiot. I can't see a curve and the sun looks really close to me when I leave my mom's basement. Pass the crayons, I'm hungry.
GLOBETARD by Fluffywastaken June 2, 2021

globetrotter 

A runner, a ripper, a hoe, and a bopper!! meaning they like to fuck , suck and swollow. Originated in the bay area, san pablo.
"Damn man, did you see that globetrotter?? As soon as that girl walked out the bathroom 20 other guys walked out pulling up there pants!
globetrotter by Berto D. June 27, 2006

harlem globetrotter 

A sexual act in which the female participant (generally a small woman) perches on the erect member of the supine male participant and spins around.
Man, I took that little chick home from the bar last night and did a Harlem Globetrotter. She had me whistling Sweet Georgia Brown.

Globetrotting 

Alright, this only works if the man is shorter than the woman.
In the act of sex, the man is on top. He moves his legs in a running motion, as if playing basketball. And reaches up towards the woman's chest, grasping the boobs.
Why is he with that tall girl

Dude they like globetrotting
Globetrotting by SleezyPete69 January 20, 2011

Harlem Globetrotter 

A sterotypical black male (Harlem) who gets women pregnant, and leaves his state/country never to be seen again, or for at least 20 years as to avoid child support. (globetrotter). Usually goes by an alias to the females he impregnates as to further disrupt any efforts at locateing him.
Hood rat: Where yo baby daddy?

Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.
Harlem Globetrotter by Ampresandman February 7, 2012

gloptart 

n. pronounced (ji-lop-tart)
a state of extreme sloppiness.

z-dub is a gloptart.
gloptart by wimmy June 29, 2007