Gimptard

A contraction of the words gimp and tard. A gimp is typically a male BDSM rubber/leather slave. specifically, refers to slave in full-body suit – eg, rubber leather enclosure suits, and (this is the important thing) a full head mask. Thus making him a non-person or it(object). A tard is person who though has common sense lacks or choose not to use it. Thus a gimptard is a male submissive who does not deserve to be respected and should be treated as such.

I swear Shaun is such a gimptard.

by losergimptard April 18, 2016

glimpse of hell

When one farts and continues to leave the sphincter open for a matter of seconds...

After building up the strength i was able to show everyone at school a glimpse of hell from my car window.

by ethan May 13, 2005

Glimpers

Looks gained from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Bloke: Did you see she just gave me glimpers
Mate: Nah, she was giving 'em me.

by LockwoodUnlimited July 1, 2007

Glimpsin

Verb. Used when one person is trying to make eye contact in a flirtatious way to his/her crush.

"I've seen you glimpsin Ella yesterday"

by SelectiveLearning June 12, 2015

Glumptious

Big or fat in size

Gary had a nice rack of glumptious balls

by Garythegater April 29, 2021

Glimpy Gang

Glimpy Gang is simply referring to a group that is smart when separated from each other but does stupid things when together.

(Not an actual gang, just a group of friends)

Person A: "That's the Glimpy gang"
Person B: "Don't they all individually have better grades than 90% of the school?"
Person A: "But when they're all together, they lose 90% of their brains"

by SimplyGod March 18, 2022

glomptuous

glomptuous

/gəˈləp(t)SH(o͞o)əs/

adjective

1.
divine in every single way
2.
delicious

1.yo bro, i just got the most glomptuous sloppy of my life.
2.mannnn that food was glomptuous as hell.

by megaplutoweeniemonday April 11, 2022