Ghostface af

If you ghost face af it mean you are willing to kill some one by shooting them in the face

P1: you heard of that new rapper
P2:yeah he ghostface af

by Im.ghostface.af May 15, 2017

ghostfuture

ghostfuture is a tiktok mutual of mine who killed my (briannahew_) dad!

yeah, ghostfuture is known for killing briannahew_'s dad!!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE I CANT DO THIS ANYM

by fatfuckingtits June 21, 2021

Goatfuck

A really messed-up(fucked up) situation or event.

They really turned the event into a goatfuck by their asinine behavior.

by Chilley April 28, 2011

Kyle Ghostface killah

This is the actual definition the other one is silly. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet and he is the sweetest to. Sugar and Spice. He is the best writer! and you can talk to him for hours forgetting how tired you are. He doesnt know the effect he has on people.

Wow I met this awesome guy when I joined a swim team this year. He was such a Kyle Ghostface killah

by tacoloveroftacos January 7, 2012

Goatfuck

A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.

I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.

by Shiftylifty January 25, 2017

goatfuck

All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.

There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.

by Antix May 2, 2006

Jon the Goatfucker

Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.

Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"

Me: "Of course they don't"

Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"

Me: "Surprise, surprise..."

Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."

Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"

Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"

by Anuspounder September 23, 2009