Gopher Punch

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

gecphobic

annoying people who don’t like 100 gecs.

how can she not like 100 gecs? she is so gecphobic.

by cool._.kiddd July 16, 2020

gopher genocide

A term coined by gopher activists all around the globe in solidarity against anti-gopher sentiment and publicly supported death-squads.

North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

glophigus

The act of pooping on a sidewalk

Johnny, did you hear that Ron likes to glophigus

by Podsy May 22, 2020

goophone

A copy cat company who f**ks up people into thinking that they are getting a real iPhone but actually they get a cheap poorly made android phone that barely works and you might wanna end yourself there for wasting $700 on a fake.

Dude 1: Happy birthday man! I got you a present
Dude 2 unwraps present
Dude 2: I got a iPhone?!?!?!?
Dude 1: Yeah! Open it
Dude 2: Is this a goophone made iphone clone?????
Dude 1: Gotchu

by TheMiguelitoGod1000 May 14, 2023

Geoshitties

A stupid fricking website "hosting" service which doesn't allow site visitors to download more than about 2 files at a time because if they try to, then it will instead show a page that says some crap about exceeded allocated data-transfer or sh*t like that, and if you try Save Target As, then browser just acts like it is having a 404 error or whatever.

I tried visiting a site on GeoCities, but after I downloaded 2 files, it just said: "The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information. Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later," and refused to let me download any more files. Then I screamed at my computer.

by Kuroneko Kuukan December 2, 2003

Back Door Gopher

When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails

Dude wash your fucking hands i can tell you've been getting the back door gopher.

by BarryHalls April 4, 2011