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GEKOLONISEERD

A thing Dutch people comment whenever they see anything remotely Dutch anywhere on the internet.

Gekoloniseerd literally means 'Colonized', referring to the colonial history of The Netherlands. The suggestion is thus that similarly to how the Dutch spread across the globe to colonize far-away lands that they are still spreading, but this time across the internet. One can also view it as a simple statement of "The Dutch were here."

This tradition most likely started on the subreddit r/cirkeltrek on Reddit. Reddit is still the place one is most likely to encounter a comment containing GEKOLONISEERD.

Gekoloniseerd is often spelled in such a way to draw as much attention as possible, with the aim to attract other Dutch visitors. e.g. "G E K O L O N I S E E R D". It therefore also isn't common for such a comment to start a chain of Dutch reactions and memes.
(Random video of picture of anything remotely Dutch)
Person 1: "Gekoloniseerd"
Person 2: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
Person 3: "Zeg makker..."
by CheekyBanter February 2, 2020
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from the gecko

people are actually saying "from the get go", meaning from the start, beginning
man, I probably wouldn't had volunteered if I would of known what I was getting into right from the gecko (get go).
by HectorFabian December 18, 2012
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Gecko Speedball

A gecko speedball is the combination of Kratom with Modafinil. It can get you buzzed and also be more productive.
I combined Kratom with Modafinil and it was awesome! I'm so buzzed from this gecko speedball.
by HawaiianPunch1 May 22, 2020
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Leopard Gecko

A gecko that looks to have a grin on it’s cute face.
Killer uses a Leopard Gecko pfp which grew on me. -Boba Panda
by Bobapanda March 23, 2021
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gecko

A small tree lizard that can save you hundreds on car insurance.
I have a pet gecko.
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running gecko

When making love to your women against a wall, you pull out and stick it up her ass causing her to run up the wall
I gave her a running gecko last night, I swear she climbed half the wall
by da\/id February 11, 2014
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slippy gecko

When you're showering with your GF and you slip "it" in the "other" hole, just watch her climb up the wet shower wall.
by hoe.swerwer January 3, 2021
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