Guida

A female guido. Their appearance is the best indicator of a guida. She will be a girl who wears flashy, tight, clothes that may be designer, but often these clothes can be purchased at a Wet Seal or Forever 21. Often these girls prefer the "scrunched" look for their hair where by it looks wet and wavy but actually it is dry and hard. They do wear flashy jewelery as well, often a pair of fake diamond earrings, a cross, and sometimes, sunglasses that obnoixously displays the designers name on the sides with small crystals. These girls may consider themselves fashionable and well kept. The prefer the term "Italian Princess" or sometimes "Mafia Princess" rather than guida or "jersey shore girl." These girls are high matinenence, loud, with a particularly low IQ, which is why they put the most efforts on their looks. Generally, these girls are attracted to guidos and men who have money to spend on D&G sunglasses and Juicy Couture clothing.

Canadian tuxedo, bebe Crystal labeled shirt, Dior Bedazzled sunglasses, heels and crunchy hair = guida.

by SamanthaKnows February 18, 2008

gendallized

royally screwed in court, screwed over bigtime, buggered statute, legally vandalised, Roy Cohn-ed, pissed on precedent

She started of with a $4000 debt but after she'd been gendallized, the widow had lost half a million.

by fakepersoninja November 9, 2012

gridarc

Gridarc is the name for someone who has a new passion every week that never works out. Gridarc's put all there effort into something dumb that changes frequently.

That gridarc just bought a camera because he decided wants to be a director.

by gridarc July 20, 2021

The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

Guidance Counselor

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.

Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.

by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005

Gidardar

Adj: Beyond large in size, generally referring to quantity of smoke inhaled.

Person 1: "Holy shit, that hit was gidardar!"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm fucking stoned"

by AdamRussel January 5, 2010

geidrun

He is the most beautiful person in the whole world. but what you did not know about him is that he is a secret agent named Fredrik and he is daddy's uncle

and if your name is geidrun you have the finest hair in the whole world you almost get an orgasm from his hair and he has a big cock

geidrun is so sexy

by Alisina hater March 1, 2021