Gauge

A very short chubby man, he likes ass and doesn’t take shit from nobody

“Oh my god! Is that Gauge?!”

by TittieBitch September 12, 2019

gauge

A word that describes the act of stretching a piercing.

1.How long did it take you to gauge your ears.
2.I think I'm going to gauge my ears today.

by Big Ross CHS June 23, 2003

Gauging

Girl who works at McDonalds and dates a lot of people at once and breaks all there hearts.

yea i found these two kids that play habbo who are cooler than me , so I want to start gauging there e-life

by Qbk June 16, 2010

gauge

1. A shotgun, usually refering to a 12 gauge pistol grip, pump-action. esp. mossberg.

2. Firing a shotgun into something.

EXAMPLES
1. Hit him with the gauge.

2. We saw Terrence on his porch and strait gauged a fool.

by viciousk September 29, 2008

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005

Gauge

it could mean two things.
1# i already have my ears stretched up a qauge
once your a size you want
(im a 12mm) you leave a tunnel,plug or wood in it.
the smell is not particulary nice but bare with it.

the second thing it could mean
is a way to threaten people in a horrible way.
which i usually do. :D
and is often used here in london alot

1# "HOLY FKIN SH*T IM a 00gauge im going to get some new plugs today :)

2# SAY that to me again and ill fkin gauge your fkin eyes out you fat b*t!h.

by TiannaMistii September 3, 2007

gauge

1) a sex fiend
2) my nickname

Gauge + Nacho

by Kait February 27, 2004