Art Garfunkel

It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.

I heard Tom pulled an Art Garfunkel last night.

by Chaz TW August 22, 2011

Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.

Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.

by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

Garfunkel

1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.

2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.

(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}

by iHeartMilfs303 August 16, 2022

Art Garfunkel

The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.

Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.

by stingingpaininthebrain May 18, 2022

Garfunkel

(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone

2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs

1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”

2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022