Garfield 

A bitch that ate all the lasagna

"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*

Garfield by L0R1 December 9, 2020

Garfield 

When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.

“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”

Garfield by TheRealJack69! April 10, 2022

Garfield 

A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.

Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)

Garfield by SuperM789 January 27, 2019

Garfield 

An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.

Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.

Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!

Garfield by Dr. President January 10, 2006

garfield 

1. Town in NJ that is pretty poopy.

2. Comic strip

3. President

Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.

garfield by Mati, r. May 2, 2006

garfield 

Garfield is a city in the state of New Jersey. It is known as GField and for its bad cops and highschool, and its awful football team. Also, there are many Polish immigrants in Garfield. Its is known as The City of Champions.

"Yo lets go to garfield, foo!"
"Nah yo, fo' get garbagefield"

garfield by Someone1112212221 May 17, 2007

garfield 

A bad idea that is accepted by the masses and made good through stupidity.

eat shit, ten billion flies can't be wrong!

garfield by masked_mockingbird March 18, 2004