garf

an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.

Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?

Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.

by MattD99999 September 27, 2011

GARF

Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.

"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."

by sebes May 14, 2013

GARF

FUNNY MAN WHO SPEAK LITTLE WORD, IS ALSO A PSYCHOLOGIST WHO SOLVES PROBLEMS WITH GUN, LIKES COOKIES

OH WOW HES A TOTAL GARF

by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 29, 2019

garf

Garf is associated with the word ledge fashionable sporty an just allround geeza!

Garf, what a fucking ledge

by Dan May 24, 2004

garf

A particularly gay scarf.

I'm not a big fan of scarfs, but damn, that is a fucking garf.

by GarfHater December 22, 2009

Garfing

It is when you bake a cake for you hamster prostitute while ejaculating inside of your birthmother

O wow look at Alexander garfing in the tree.

by Jesus Molester June 05, 2019

garf

It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.

The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.

by garfallday123 November 20, 2010