Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

Gareth Rees Chat

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.

"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"

by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013

Narfle the Garthok

1. Fighting a tough enemy against your own will. (Movie Definition)

2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty

3. Taking a shit

1. You will Narfle the Garthok

2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight

3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok

by Tipsy T June 19, 2008

Garth Marenghi

Fictional character devised by comedians Matt Holness and Richard Ayoade. Garth is a successful (but yet poorly skilled) horror writer and first appeared first appeared on stage with the Mighty Boosh during their Hen and Chicken residency.

Holness' Garth Marenghi appeared on Channel Four, UK Television in 2004 on a series called "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace which was a spoof of 70s and 80's Television shows written by Holness and Ayoade. In Darkplace, Garth (played by Holness) intern plays the character 'Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.' or 'Dag' as his "buddies" refer to him. He plays a Doctor in a hospital called 'Darkplace' where the gates of hell have been opened. The comical spoof sees Rick battling evil forces as well as tending to patients.

Channel Four have announced a Darkplace film and an interview series from Ayoade and Holness playing the Darkplace Characters.

"Greetings traveller, I'm Garth Marenghi. Most of you will probably know me already from my extensive canon of chillers."

by F-l-e-a August 19, 2006

Gareth

He is very shy and likes to keep himself to himself but is a lovely friend. He is very creative on the computer. He is quite quiet but when you want him to contribute, he will do it without a doubt. He makes people smile with his natural funniness. You either love him or hate him- if you hate him you are stupid.

"Who's that dude in the corner? He seems quiet..."
"Oh, that's Gareth... he's a cool dude."

by anontothemazxxx October 15, 2011

Gayathree

An artistic Girl, very creative. Has a Temper, may blow anytime...beware! Memory like a goldfish.

To do a Gayathree: To do no work and pass, or to do work and pass amazingly.

by umah November 20, 2004

Garachi

A game created by two students at a satellite PSU campus.

The game uses a small suction cup dildo, able to be thrown into the air and hopefully landed. If you land the dildo and it suctions to the ground, it counts for one point. If you land the dildo and it suctions to a wall, it counts for two points. If you land it twice in a row, double the points for wherever it landed. Example: Hit the wall and suctioned twice, 4 points. It is required that each landing is followed by yelling "GARACHI!"

The game is on going, and can last hours, days, weeks, months, or even years.

Points are kept in tallies of 5 on a white board under each contestant's name.

Happy Garachi-ing!

Person 1: "Hey, I'm bored and want to do something."
Person 2: "I got you covered. Let's play a game of Garachi."
Person 1: "F**k yeah! I can't wait to grab and throw the penis!"

by CommitSelfDie January 31, 2020