glumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

by Steve From Superior January 20, 2009

glumkin

When one recieves fellatio from a hooker whilst using a condom.

When your best friend gets a little too smashed and orders a blowjob from a hooker but decides to be safe and uses a condom. That is a glumkin.

by nikph August 5, 2008

glumkin

when you pay someone (i.e. a hooker) to give you a blowjob with a condom on

Hooker: wat would you like tonight?
Jimbo: i'll have a glumkin

by young sloane August 17, 2008

Glumpkin

The process of getting head whilst playing video games!

Wow dude!" "Last night totally rocked my socks off, because I finally got a glumpkin from your sister!

by xXJoHnNy Boy October 12, 2010

glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013

Gumpkin

The act of performing oral sex whilst secreting waste from the anal orifice. The cousin of the more commonly known blumpkin.

"If you don't eat my shit, i'm gonna give you a gumpkin.'

by Pat & Anthony October 23, 2009

Grumpkin

The seam-like ridge of skin that appears on the scrotum of male animals.

Man, those bikes shorts totally chafed my grumpkin.

by Evil Scott December 19, 2008