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plants vs zombies garden warfare

The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8
Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.
by I AM M8 August 30, 2015
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Garden Tools

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.
by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016
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suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
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Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.
Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter
by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022
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Armageddon garden

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
by Hofesh November 14, 2011
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Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist
John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
by vennyweenny September 24, 2023
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