gordo

someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends
Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet
by nick December 13, 2004
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Gordo

Gordo is a person who loves to watch Sports Center and chug beers. He will fight anyone who is a republican and anyone who says he won't chug that beer. If he gets pissed enough he'll just go up stairs.
"Gordo, did you just try to throw a turkey in my loft?"-Me
"Fuck this, I'm going upstairs."-Gordo
by Paul Ziegler February 27, 2008
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Gordo

To cheat at the game of Jenga. Specifically by changing your chosen peice after attempting to remove it from the stack
#YOGO - you only Gordo once

Do you want to phone a Gordo?

Teoh doesn't f**king Gordo
by The P Train April 15, 2014
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gordo

meansing greatest person alive.
always funny, doing amazing things, and just damn awesome!

happy
Jake: she is so gordo!
Tim: yes, i want to be her friend
by bubbablue May 04, 2009
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Gordo

A gordo is a really long penis. 13+ inch is a gordo. Calling someone a gordo is a compliment, unless they are a girl. In which case, you are saying they have very long nipples.
Damn Luke, that's one big gordo you got there!
by LukeNelson69 January 04, 2020
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Gordo

A person, usually a male who showers himself in an ecstacy of technology. The person needs the latest technology and would sacrifice a first-born child to obtain first generations of any new devices. Money, relationships and basic human needs do not come between Gordo and technology.
"Hank is being such a Gordo going to Wal-Mart to wait in line in the rain overnight for that new gaming system."

"I told my girlfriend we wouldn't be able to afford cabo because I was buying us both new phones. Her response? 'I can't believe I'm dating a Gordo.'"
by focuspoint March 15, 2007
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Fruity Gordo

A brand name of a cask white wine of the Moselle variety. It comes in 4L and 10L casks and is usually only consumed by total piss-heads. It tastes like piss.
"Look at that old wino lying in the park next to his empty 4L cask of Fruity Gordo"
by soozee71 January 10, 2012
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