Rube Goldberg

An unlikely and absurdly designed machine intended to perform a simple function in the most complicated and indirect way. Named in honor of Reuben Lucius Goldberg (1883-1970), an engineer with the City of San Francisco Water and Sewers Department who became a Pulitzer-Prize winning cartoonist, sculptor and author. His long-running comic strip, "Inventions", displayed many such devices of his own design.

My Grandfather built his own fuel injector with a Rube Goldberg set-up made of old plumbing parts.

by Unidyne December 29, 2003

Whoopi Goldberg

The black Bugs Bunny.

-Man, did you see Whoopi Goldberg runnin' from the popo?

-Nah, man. That was Elmer Fudd!

by Lily Skie February 19, 2008

droopie goldberg

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018

Dr. Brandy Goldberg

Dr. Brandy Goldberg is one of the leading Pharmacologists of our generation, and inspiration to the younger generation on reddit.

My name is Dr. Brandy Goldberg. Purdue Pharma, CT. I have a PhD in Pharmacology. Google me if you want to read my autobiography.

by The Dictionary Beast April 3, 2021

Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Joe Goldberg

Someone who lasts three seconds in bed

Girl 1: How was sex with that guy last night

Girl 2: Meh, he was a Joe Goldberg

by BigBoiThicky February 9, 2020

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010