goldfuss

This fucking guy

This goldfuss is eatting fries

by Ehhwhatevs April 2, 2019

Godfucked

A more intense version of "fucked". Useful for situations when you are so fucked, it is almost as if God himself has come down from the heavens and pushed your shit in.

Person 1: Shit! Our engine died and we're in the middle of nowhere, with no way to call for help!
Person 2: Damn, we're Godfucked!

by fuck_a_username September 20, 2020

godfucker

someone who fucks god, literally. if someone claims to be god and someone else fucks them, the fucker is a godfucker

damn, i guess you're the bitchboy and she's the godfucker?

by godfucker's bitchboy April 18, 2021

Godful

To be filled with the qualities of God; love, joy, peace, and gratitude.

I am so filled with love and joy that I feel Godful!

by GetGodful.com July 20, 2021

Gladful cookie

The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.

I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox

by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021

Glufucker

A type of person that likes to see the way any thing comes out of a vagina or anus

I walked in on Paul last night, and I figured out he's a big Glufucker.

by Paul Farmers February 15, 2023