fumblelayo

When your boy is fucking fumbling around w/ drug paraphernalia in the car while your being pulled over.
Usually resulting in bond money!!

What the fuck Rob Gage? "Your fumblelayo move in the back seat got us pinched".

by V dux September 5, 2007

fumbled the bag

extremely fucking up

there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa

by Definitionmaster88 April 7, 2022

Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.

Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.

by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020

Fumbledorf

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.

A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!

by Bricked March 15, 2021

Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.

While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.

by MDen May 14, 2009

kaden fumblebottom

A ROBLOX youtuber/ myth hunter who is Creative Director for the Flamingo YouTube Channel.

Kaden Fumblebottom: here's a list of 100+ myths albert.
albert (flamingo) : dude your the best

by Nexasphere September 7, 2020

Butt Fumble

When a shart goes beyond conventional means. A solid clump of poo that is not recoverable by a clench of the buttocks requires a unique set of variables at play. The fart needs to have enough force to propel the fecal clump fast enough to escape the clench reaction of your standard shart. The clump itself has to be hard enough so it can then further damage your reputation by enlisting the aid of gravity and visibly appearing at the bottom of your pantaloons (if loosely fitting of course). An added variable, but not required, is that said fecal matter fall out of your pants all together, making you want to take a similar route off of a bridge or tall building.

Billy decided it a good idea to pass gas in karate class while in the ready stance, but instantly realize he had committed a butt fumble. He was further humiliated when the turd landed on the dojo floor. Master Rubie was thoroughly discussed and scalded him by saying, "You gross little boy! Go wipe your ass and clean up my floor!".

by Triplstx January 22, 2014