fucktastrophe

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

by seevo315 April 13, 2011

fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

fucktardia

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary

slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia

by Ðiego December 7, 2002

Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.

1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!

by Brade June 30, 2011

fuctard

A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.

That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!

by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003

Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fucktard

A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

by cm476 November 7, 2002