Fitzed

To unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral sex on a friend.

After the stripper and I left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me I had been fitzed.

by tmplyr April 28, 2010

m-fitzed

to ask questions to the point where it is not necessary to continue asking.

"I m-fitzed your day by bugging you and asking you 5 different questions in three different ways, and when I got the original answer for a 6th time, which was the right answer, I continued to ask even more questions in different ways that don't help anything."

by _bwj0n3s_ April 22, 2009

Fritzed

1. The way you feel when you don't know what to feel
2. A sensation to cry, but your not going to....cause your a man.

1. He felt fritzed after being fired from his job...by his mom.
2. He was so fritzed after his doctor told him he is one in a million men who have periods.

by SeniorDonDavid January 27, 2014

fritzer

A dumb retard with a nametag that is cockeyed and repeats the word ok. And works at wollyworld.

The jesse is a real fritzer and doesn't know shit about shit. And cant sell a gun worth shit without saying Ok!

by Cory January 21, 2005

fritzelspragic

to get up on the middle of the night for a glass of water

"I fritzelspragiced last night"

by nicholas dooley October 5, 2006

Fitzer

This word comes from the ancient Australian word meaning cunt face.
More commonly used as a surname.

Can also be traced back to the Bum bandits of island. (patrick fits Michael, but michael is too big to fit patrick)

Hi Chris. You Fitzer

by Garage Vibes September 21, 2017

futzer

n. one who partakes in the act of, (to futz).fuct footz fooze futetz

"Ah man, why you gotta be such a futzer all the time?"

by Knowbody October 17, 2007