Fucktangle

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.

Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Fucktung

Half English half German warning word. Commonly used between girls to imply a potential unwanted one night stand.

It was just after her "fucktung" speech i decided to be with that handsome. Because i knew she wanted him too.

by GrandeLebowski December 31, 2010

fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011

fucktangular

A situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

This is fucktangular.

by etilauqa December 5, 2018

Nautical Metric Fuckton

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

by Voideater October 5, 2011

Devil's Fucktangle

An emotionally triggered individual that makes up new meanings of sex games in order shift focus to his issues with alcohol.

Brett entered the Devil's Fucktangle when he tried to convince the senators that that a sex act was actually a drinking game.

by BrotherBryan October 3, 2018

fucktangle

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.

What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.

by Me first January 29, 2009