monkey fucker

A person who likes monkeys a little too much.

tanner is a monkey fucker.

by Lou March 1, 2003

Funked-Up Monkey Junk

Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up

Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!

by Youttttt November 29, 2011

Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.

Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.

by John September 20, 2003

Monkey fucker

One who likes the reacharound when having relations with a monkey

Duran is a monkey fucker.

by Mike Hunt August 25, 2003

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020

Monkey fucker

A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.

Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.

A replaced for the

The monkey fucker was on his phone for the entire date.

by Wrapper of lies! August 8, 2022

Monkey Fucker

Someone who goes out of their way and deliberately infects themselves with diseases, such as: monkey-pox, HIV, covid-19, ...

A: whoa, monkey-pox is spreading like wildfire, how come?
B: them monkey fuckers at it again, I guess.

by Hmastray July 20, 2022