Definitions by @therealjesuschrist

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

Japanese Monkey Fucker by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020