flape

combination of a cape and flag made popular in portland, oregon in mid-2010

bro, where'd you get that sweet american flape?

by dave ferris &/or Drew Marshall July 11, 2010

Frapegoat

Someone who is blamed for interfereing with anothers Facebook account, who isnt actually the real culprit.

*Fred messes with Chris's Facebook account*

Chris: "Who messed with my Facebook?"

Fred: "It was Token"

*Chris shouts at Token, The Frapegoat"

by Nathypie January 21, 2010

fape

A portmanteau of "fap" and "vape"

Consequential masturbation of a man that is sexually abstinent due to using a vaporizer.

Gee, Caleb almost got laid last night, until he starting vaping in front that girl. Now he's going to go home and fape

by vapeescape January 30, 2017

frapezoidal distress

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.

she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.

by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013

Fapetorium

A person's fapetorium is the location at which fapping takes place. It is typically a single area of space where habitual fapping takes place, but it could be any location at which someone has fapped or is fapping.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my fapetorium.

My fapetorium is decked out with secret compartments to hold lotion, tissues, etc.

Well, the party was nice until Alex decided to turn the place into a fapetorium.

by 011000110 July 11, 2016