When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.
My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"
by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010
Get the fatsturbate mug.a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.
kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?
katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!
katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!
by ira. May 30, 2007
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Caught in a trap with no way out.."frustrated as hell" so you get frustrated trying to find a way out, or fix something or change someone's mind.
by Wind Tunnel November 2, 2008
Get the Frustrated as Hell mug.To masturbate furiously, or fap.
by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007
Get the fapsturbate mug.Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.
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adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
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adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
by twiggiwig July 22, 2009
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Get the sensually frustrated mug.A type of frustration that arises from being single and wanting to be in a romantic relationship, yet you can’t seem to find a person who you are interested in and is willing to have one with you, or being in a romantic relationship where your needs are not being met adequately. The solution to the later may be to talk to your partner about how you feel about where your relationship is going and discuss your needs with them to see if you and your partner can find a way to work things out so both of you are having your needs met.
Derek: Why has Sasha been seeming to be so sad lately?
Kelsey: She is romantically frustrated. Her boyfriend barely spends any time with her these days because he is so busy with his job. As a result, her romantic needs are not being adequately met; so she is really sad these days.
Derek: She should talk to him about it and see if they work something out so both of their needs are being met adequately.
Kelsey: Good idea. I’ll suggest that to her the next time I see her.
Kelsey: She is romantically frustrated. Her boyfriend barely spends any time with her these days because he is so busy with his job. As a result, her romantic needs are not being adequately met; so she is really sad these days.
Derek: She should talk to him about it and see if they work something out so both of their needs are being met adequately.
Kelsey: Good idea. I’ll suggest that to her the next time I see her.
by Vanguard 1998 March 14, 2021
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