Pulling a Frazier Gardner

When you like someone for a long amount of time and still haven’t asked them out

“Dude stop pulling a Frazier Gardner and ask her out already, it’s been 2 years”

by theawesomeone11 September 8, 2019

ice is just frozen worter

Remove yourself from Reddit pls

You are fuck

I'm just gonna type "ice is just frozen worter" since ud won't let me publish without example

by Sebby294 May 31, 2021

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

frozen pierogi

When a Polish person misplaces their gag ball or bite stick and uses the only thing they can find in the freezer. Commonly used by gay pollocks during anal sex with large pieces of household appliances.

Tim wanted to play toaster oven anal pullout again but he swallowed the gag ball the last time they played. He suggested we could use a Frozen Pierogi. So John hit the freezer and tied some string to a pierogi. Not only did it do the trick but Tim had a delicious polish snack.

by Johnnyb7230 June 3, 2020

Fraziersplain

When someone explains the rules of a boardgame so poorly that the game is practically unplayable. Often new rules will be explained late in the game when they become advantageous for the explainer. The outcome of these games should be questioned and all disparities in the game play should be called out loudly as "FRAZIERSPLAINED!"

When Frazier explained how to play Great Wall, he omitted that there was a discount for building the Wall until it was his turn. "FRAZIERSPLAINED!"

by boardgamebandit January 26, 2022

Frozen Canoe

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

by Melizabeth Blones January 29, 2009

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006