Friendshit

A shitty friendship. A friendship that is destructive and non-beneficial. A relationship with someone who is terrible at being a friend.

After canceling our plans again, I knew that what Michael and I had, was a total friendshit.

by krey13 October 7, 2009

Friendcest

The act of creating a romantic or (usually) sexual relationship within a pre-established group of friends.

Not surprisingly the cast of the sitcom Friends is guilty of committing friendcest, i.e. Rachel hooking up with Ross and Monica with Chandler.

by NSesh February 19, 2009

friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.

Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.

by therainsmelody May 9, 2010

Friendetta

/ˈfrɛn'dɛtə/
noun

the opposite of a vendetta, wherein instead of going out of your way to harm or destroy a person, you dedicate all your energy to making their life as wonderful as possible. This can involve lavishing them with gifts, signing them up for fun arts and crafts classes or even just taking time out of your day to tell them how much they mean to you.

- Wow, Bill's been really down ever since his girlfriend let that amateur basketball team run a train on her
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Hell yeah dude, let's wage a friendetta on his cucky ass and give my man the best week of his life!

by maxiebaby January 14, 2019

Friendsexual

A guy who has many friends that are girls and usualy hangs around them alot. Secretly he wants to date them but does not have the balls too ask any of them out. Sometimes these people are mistaken as gay.

Guy 1: "Justin hangs out with so many chicks, he is so lucky."

Guy 2: "It doesn't matter cuz he's friendsexual."

Guy 1: "Loser..."

by MT+Tiny-t May 4, 2009

Friendless

People who don't have friends

Hey Adriel! Where are your friends? Oh wait, you're friendless

by Iwillrektyourass October 22, 2018

friendshit

Like a frenemy, or a foul-weather friend a friendshit only calls when they have a problem, you won't hear anything from them when their life is good by their own definition.
Generally a friendshit is shit at being a friend

Helen is such a friendshit, she only calls me when she is single and or unemployed

by Claire G April 14, 2008