When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
by dickcheney December 5, 2007
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You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009
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That one friend: yeah what color?
That one friend: yeah what color?
by Byestone June 28, 2020
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you -“hey, -online friend-, it’s online friend appreciation day and i appreciate u!”
-online friend “thanks for posting me and appreciating me!!”
you - “no problem!”
-online friend “thanks for posting me and appreciating me!!”
you - “no problem!”
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by Vicziez February 22, 2008
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John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.
Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.
John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.
Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.
John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.
Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.
John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.
Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.
John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.
Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010
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