freeloaders angst

A persons' disatisfaction with a product or service that they got for free.

"Man, this couch you've been letting me crash on is lumpy as hell!" "You know, your freeloaders angst is beginning to rub me the wrong way."

by Link Plausewelle January 17, 2009

Freeloader

Someone who leeches off others while contributing virtually nothing in return. Usually they are unemployed and/or extremely lazy. They are generally easy to identify from the general public due to their constant requests to borrow other people's money, get rides, or even coming to restaurants with a group, then ordering food and never paying for themselves, etc

James Christopher Koehn is a freeloader, also known as a mooch.

He will break you in more ways than financially. He loves to have that control.

by wisernow February 25, 2009

Chocolate Freezy

The act of a woman caressing ice cubes along a mans scrotum while simultaneously sucking Nutella off of his glans.

"I thought that I had seen it all until Suzie pulled the Ol' Chocolate Freezy on me."

by Lenewfag69 October 16, 2014

Freelance Campaigner

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.

My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.

Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."

by brodymason November 15, 2013

No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.

*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."

by heyschmexy September 15, 2011

freelo

A word used to describe the ease of a win.

"That game vs Louis was easy."
"Yeah, Freelo Freelo Louis equals Freelo!"

by yolobot January 28, 2015