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frankentard 

A person of diminished mental capacity who is quite tall and physically large in size.
When the short bus had to drop the handicapped students off at the school, the bus driver and his aide had to make sure the frankentard did not trip on the steps leading out of the bus or hit his head against the top the bus' doorway.
frankentard by Terminus_Est June 15, 2011

frankenfringe 

(noun) A horribly short fringe (aka-bangs) that looks similar to that of Frankenstein's monster.
I got carried away with the scissors and gave myself a frankenfringe!
frankenfringe by Au-enMediocrity February 7, 2013

Frankenface 

The face of pain from a Mixed Martial Arts beat-down (refering to the cuts, black eyes, bruises, and injuries sustained by being repeatidly punched or kicked in the face)
Did you see that beat-down Tito layed on that Shamrock in the UFC fight? Shamrock had a major frankenface after that ass whooping!
Frankenface by Doctor Paul October 18, 2007

Frankenfax 

a facsimile of a gender made through gruesome, macabre, unusual, or bizarre methods.
"The Frankenfax says medical procedures made them feel like more of a woman."

frankenfanny

Basically the same as a mangina. An artificial vagina constructed from (typically) the remnants of a male's penis when a surgical gender reassignment is performed.

Frankenstein was built out of salvaged body parts, as is the frankenfanny.
That thing looks like a frankenfanny to me.
frankenfanny by Bobweb July 18, 2005

frankenfurter 

A man who likes to dress up as a woman like the character Dr Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
My last fuckbuddy was a total frankenfurter so it like having bad lesbian sex with a butt ugly, hairy flat-chested chick... with a real penis.
frankenfurter by spoogesponge April 20, 2008