Frankenpoo

When you shit something that is GREEN, HUGE, and LOOKS ALIVE!!!!

Omg after I ate those taquitos last night I totally shit a Frankenpoo!

I did the biggest frankenpoo last night and clogged the toliet.

by MyGildedFantasy January 8, 2009

FrankenBetty

1. A SFW (suitable for work) term used (usually in frustration) to describe a woman who is: strong, independent, intelligent (and) attractive; who stands up for herself and voices her opinion, even if it's not what the males in the room want to hear. (aka: F*cking B*tch)

2. Man made B*tch. A formerly sweet, fun, happy girl who used to enjoy the company of men, but would now rather hang with women because she's been targeted by douchebaggery for far too long. As a result, she's either jumped the fence, or become a female version of a douche herself.

1. Joe: That FrankenBetty won't shut the f*ck up. She's so annoying. If she keeps running her mouth off, my wife is going to find out about my extracurricular activities.

2. Joe: I dunno man, that girl looks a little used up, a real FrankenBetty if you ask me. I doubt you'll get her number.

by literalgrrl December 1, 2011

frankenbitch

A very unpleasant woman who has a very uneven, mismatched ugly appearance, due to excessive cosmetic surgery procedures.

Joan Rivers has has become one scary Frankenbitch.

by Fabulous Bitch May 11, 2009

Frankencock

1. A Penis that is freakishly Long.
2. A Penis that is hideous and grotesque.

1. Wow, that guy has a Frankencock! That thing is huge!
2. OMG, did you see that guys penis? How gross! that guy has a frankencock!

by Billy The Jewish Kid November 7, 2010

frankenclop

The wrinkled skin portion between your eyes, above your nose bridge when you frown.

He frowned and his frankenclop was furrowed for an undefined amount of time.

by Bacachew June 3, 2009

Frankenballs

A word that describes the appearance of a man's testicles after a vasectomy.

Jane: I heard that your husband got a vasectomy. How did it go?

Mary: He went back to work after a few days, but he still has Frankenballs. The stitches should come out soon.

by scoobylou October 13, 2011

Frankenshoes

Those awful clunky clodhopper shoe-boot. Usually the wearer is not walking but clonking.
In short, they look like shoes Frankenstein wore.

Yo checkout Vampire chic with them Frankenshoes make em' any taller you'll need a step ladder to get em' on mate!

by ReyMon! November 1, 2019