Fortard

A retarded fortnite player that uses shotguns and smgs to fucking kill you they also use those guns as toys

My son is a fortard

by Afellowgamer November 27, 2018

Fortard

The same meaning as Retard yet used in public to make fun of people without offending those who are sensitive to the use of the word Retard

"Did you see what Joe was wearing at the Pub last night? What a fortard."

by carricktime February 7, 2013

Futarded

Another word for "fucking retarded". ;

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."

by Flying Cupcakes July 7, 2009

fagtarded aidsbaby

a really stupid insult that you only use when you're prepared to make yourself look like more of an idiot than the person you're insulting.

Paul: yeah, so that's why i got an F on the test
Jake: you're a fagtarded aidsbaby
*Paul shakes his head and walks away*

by thedarkerpaul June 29, 2008

fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

funtarded

A combination of the words 'fun' and 'retarded'. Used to describe something that is blatantly retarded, yet fun at the same time.

Throwing stuff at each other is really funtarded.

by MAango November 1, 2003

Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015