A curious disorder predominantly affecting the male gender that when their wife, girlfriend or mother is under the same roof or within yelling distance they suddenly become incapable of finding any of their own or shared belongings. Such as keys, remote controls, phones, chargers etc.
When Selective Finding Disorder (SFD) hits, this man is easily upset often resulting in child like temper tantrums that commonly engage an entire household in a frantic search to find this lost item. Most often finally being found in the SFD patients own pocket or right in front of his temporarily blinded eyes!
Note: Often associated with selective hearing
When Selective Finding Disorder (SFD) hits, this man is easily upset often resulting in child like temper tantrums that commonly engage an entire household in a frantic search to find this lost item. Most often finally being found in the SFD patients own pocket or right in front of his temporarily blinded eyes!
Note: Often associated with selective hearing
As DUDE leaves for work and quickly returns to the house yelling and screaming...
DUDE: Baby!!! Where are my keys?? I can't find them anywhere
BABY: Check your pockets!
DUDE: I Did... common help me find them
BABY: If I have to get up and look for you because of your Selective Finding Disorder and they end up
being in your pocket you are making dinner tonight!
DUDE: Baby!!! Where are my keys?? I can't find them anywhere
BABY: Check your pockets!
DUDE: I Did... common help me find them
BABY: If I have to get up and look for you because of your Selective Finding Disorder and they end up
being in your pocket you are making dinner tonight!
by Why Didn't I think Of That May 21, 2016
Get the selective finding disorder mug.A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.
Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
by TheDumbruh January 9, 2019
Get the Chinese Folding Man mug.Related Words
A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.
by 976tec9 March 21, 2017
Get the Fording mug.When someone either physically or mentally crumbles due to: (a) alcohol, (b) drugs or, (c) women. If all 3 are combined that is said to be an L.
by curiousgeorge is a nang addict June 2, 2020
Get the Folding mug.by steven godfrey June 14, 2008
Get the finding sam mug.Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.
by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009
Get the Finding a Job mug.Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.
Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
by P Singer August 10, 2018
Get the Funding secured. mug.