FODaW

(pronounced foe-daw)(n) Freak Of Da Week. A freak of the week is an incredibly wild, sexy, crazy girl who is freaky in the sheets. See FOTW

My man, you have to be careful around Sara! She is a certified FODaW!

by New Jack Swing November 5, 2005

Testicular Fondalitis

An unofficial medical term referring to the urge to continually fondle ones testicles. This is generally done through a piece of clothing such as boxers. This disorder is relatively uncommon and usually affects only young and immature males.

Greg - "Dr i have a problem, i can't seem to stop fondling my testicles."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."

by Sand Ninja C January 11, 2009

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009

John Fonda

A term used to smear a bonafide war hero who, contrary to what the fuhrer would like his flock to believe, was indifferent to the whole hippie movement and wasn't even very close to Jane Fonda at all. Also a term used to describe someone whose actual records and actions, although confirmed by the navy and readily on display on their campaign site, is endlessly contradicted by a bunch of people who weren't even there and villified by others who are too lazy to check for themselves (see Bush voter). Anyone who suffers reputational losses due to slander.

Although the surveillance tape clearly showed Tommy taking the first swing, Andy ended up being the John Fonda and was suspended for fighting.

by Squid Wrangler March 28, 2005

FUNDAWAC

An extended version of FUNDA -- Fuck You In The Ass With A Chainsaw

bobbyb4lyf: ay whitney!
whitz2qt4u: FUNDAWAC BOBBY B!!

by Sean MF'in B October 28, 2008

Jane Fonda

Better known as "Hanoi Jane". This is the bitch who actually went over to Northern Vietnam and gave aid to the enemy Communist soldiers. She also happens to be a liberal; what a suprise.

Hey, Hanoi Jane! I'm not very Fonda you!

by Republican Warrior April 16, 2005

Findawg

A infiniti vehicle between the years 2003-2016 that is usually driven by people the age of 16-30.
The vehicles are priced between 5k-10k. Usually wrapped, lifted on wheels, wrecked or just tinted out on stock wheels painted black.

Man the interstate is full of folks in findawgs today.

by Tron don February 24, 2021