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fogler

Freeloader. Someone who lives in people's houses without contributing to bills or helping maintain the house.
That guy Ben is a big time fogler, he has slept on our sofa for a month and not helped out with anything around the house.
by Threeoneone May 3, 2016
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Jared Fogle

The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.

He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.

After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021
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Fogle

the act of fondling and hugging in one swift motion, usually grabbing the ass AND hugging as if its normal,
chick1: that guy just fogled me! chick2: Looked like you enjoyed it
by XDaniel April 10, 2010
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Fogle

When a seemingly normal guy engages in sexual acts with an underage girl.
Example 1:
Guy 1: What's up with Bob, bro? He's been hanging out at the middle school a lot lately.

Guy 2: I don't know, man, he's been talking with an 8th grader. I think he's trying to Fogle her.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Whatever happened to Tyga? He fell off after Rack City.

Guy 2: I don't know, last I heard he was Fogling the youngest Jenner.
by EazyFoSheezy87 September 30, 2015
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fogleson

A hard working middle class man who works his ass off only to afford a case of shitty Busch light every week. Usually these types of people have a new four wheeler or side by side but doesn't use it...
Dude my neighbor is a total fogleson he doesn't even ride his side by side
by Pooperer12221 July 9, 2017
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fouless fuck

A dude who will never get to drink the apricot-infused lambic known as Fou Foune.
That fouless fuck will drink crispy bois his whole life.
by lambicislife April 29, 2020
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Fogle Unit

A unit of measurement that is designated to all things immeasurable by scientific means.
I gave Tom a 4 out of 5 fogle units on his personal skills.
by Jfogey July 18, 2020
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