flying dutchman

when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed

I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.

by B123456 January 13, 2008

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Its one girl, and 5 guys...one in each hand, one in the mouth and one in each hole down below...essentially she is floating like only the ancient sea-creature would

yo me and my 4 boys had this sick flying dutchman on lisa last night

by christheboy November 11, 2005

Flying Dutchman

Ghost of a dead animated pirate on Spongebob Squarepants.

Ex Bishop Hendricken teacher Jelle Wiersma.

The Flying Dutchman scared the shit out of Patrick.

The Flying Dutchman is my physiology teacher.

by Joe Mama August 23, 2003

Flying Dutchman

When out of toilet roll and having to go on all fours round the house looking for something.g to wipe.

I ran out ov toilet roll last week a was doin the flying dutchman all round the house looking for a pair of socks

by Soapy the great October 27, 2020

flying dutchman

wrap up fart within blanket; then toss it

When the dutch oven has become too commonplace, rely on the flying dutchman to get your point across.

by mustachio_11222 June 19, 2009

flying dutchman

when you are siting on the couch, and your fart crawls up your back.

Uh, man I just had the loudest flying dutchman when I was watching porno.

by kein sly July 14, 2006