Flonored

To be flattered and honored at the same time

Ursula: “i like being freaky with you , you bring it out of me”.

Amanda: “oh , why thank you! I’m flonored”.

by Amandabotts November 10, 2017

flongwoody

Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.

Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.

by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018

Flondor

The famed location in Lord Of The Rings, but better because it's flondor lmao.
Flond.

Elf: yo flondor bogrondor? Weaul.
Dwarf: WHAT TE FAK ARE YE SAYIN LAD?
Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor

by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022

florny

The sensation of being flattered and turned-on at the same time.

She was a 6 at best, but she was so into me I got a little florny and took her home.

by geekygrrl88 December 10, 2009

Flonde

A girl who posses unnatural blonde hair. Derived from the term used by Losties to refer to fake Locke.

Check out that flondie over there...she'd probably look better her natural brown hair.

Damn Melissa turned herself into a flonde last week when she dyed her hair.

by skittlezzet September 21, 2010

Floink

Name of a legendary bird from the Schnoink Hoink Valley. Appears on the 47th minute of each hour with a pair number. Only during full moon.

Fam, that floink enchanted me so hard I nearly released a stinky fart on 'em

by Wizard the Flizzard July 29, 2019

Flirn

When a woman passes gas while sitting or situated in a manner that makes the air press and travel up front and out through her vaginal folds, sometimes creating a small noise.

I was leaning back in my chair when tried to slip out a toot but was shocked as it ended up being a flirn. Oh my god, I just flirned.

by CrittyHo November 13, 2020